a few weeks ago I heard a commerical for Nashville Star television series on USA Network.. this got in my mind and I just had to jot it down.. there have been several incarnations of it so far, and I am sure this won't be the last.. I emailed it earlier to Randy Owen of the Alabama band since I had met him twice over the years, then I left it in usa today's mail box.. again tell me what you think of this little toe tapper...
Dan

You're So Damn Ugly

(Chorus)
I'm so damn ulgy,

Not a blemish or a scar.

I'm so damn ugly,

I know I heard it on Nashville Star.


I went on the show about a month ago

to try and make my fame.

Got shot down in the very first round

and now the whole world knows my name.


(Chorus)
I'm so damn ulgy,

Not a blemish or a scar.

I'm so damn ugly,

I know I heard it on Nashville Star.